Dear Lilith Fair,
One highlight of the whole Madonna’s entourage’s entourage experience was playing Chris Martin’s Steinway piano. While the others were sleeping (Gwenyth and Chris weren’t ever there when we stayed there) I would steal away to the piano room. There were huge doors on rollers that separated the piano room from the dining room and the rest of the house. As quietly as I could, and with all my might, I would push the sliding doors closed and go over to the Steinway. Even though no one could hear me, I played so lightly just in case. And when I was through, I tiptoed back to bed, only to wake up the next morning to attempt and teach a child who desperately wanted to be back in “regular” school with his friends.