Dear Lilith Fair 2010

Chris Martin’s Piano 02/04/2010

Filed under: Letter — alysongreenfield @ 8:20 AM
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Dear Lilith Fair,

One highlight of the whole Madonna’s entourage’s entourage experience was playing Chris Martin’s Steinway piano. While the others were sleeping (Gwenyth and Chris weren’t ever there when we stayed there) I would steal away to the piano room. There were huge doors on rollers that separated the piano room from the dining room and the rest of the house. As quietly as I could, and with all my might, I would push the sliding doors closed and go over to the Steinway. Even though no one could hear me, I played so lightly just in case. And when I was through, I tiptoed back to bed, only to wake up the next morning to attempt and teach a child who desperately wanted to be back in “regular” school with his friends.


Madonna’s Entourage 01/31/2010

Filed under: Letter,Music — alysongreenfield @ 11:55 PM
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Dear Lilith Fair,


Shortly after moving to New York, I was swept off my feet by Madonna and her Sweet and Sticky Tour. I landed a position being the home school teacher for her personal trainer’s son. You know the woman with the elastic bands who also trained Gwenyth Paltrow? Well, that was who I worked for.


As well as teaching a 4th grade curriculum, packing Madonna’s ice packs, jumping on her mini trampoline before she warmed up for the show, and staying at Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s house in the Hamptons, I saw the most unglamourous parts of the glamourous life. No one seemed happy. Everyone ate expensive food at fancy hotels. Everyone had work to do and no fun to be had. Everyone had to buy more things. Everyone had to inspect themselves in mirrors. Being part of the entourage’s entourage, I was always on my own at hotels no one else stayed at, stuck in a basement in Illinois, or a house in the middle of Indiana.


The only thing that saved me was my guitar. Luckily, because music was part of the home school curriculum, I was allowed to bring it with me. In a hotel room in Los Angeles I wrote “Glitz and Glamour.”



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